But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
My pussy is not your playground.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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