11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
we have officially lost it.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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