let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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