dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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