We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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