No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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