i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Alive.
So much puke
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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