We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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