I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He better not be in your backpack
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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