Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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