we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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