Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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