What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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