I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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