I just made out with a guy for $7.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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