we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
