I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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