I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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