weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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