Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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