Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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