Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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