My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the day after is always just damage control
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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