Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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