Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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