Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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