Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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