Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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