worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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