Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
one two three fourrrrnication!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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