For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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