Your mouth is God's brothel.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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