So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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