theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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