So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
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Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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