I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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