I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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