Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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