I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My penis needs a shock collar
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
