So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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