Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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