Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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