found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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