it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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