So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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