the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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