Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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