ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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