did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
