Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I love you. Go after that dick
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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