Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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