All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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