Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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