Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
