Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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