Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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